Eir is driving your ambulance.

In a more secular Heathen alt-historical context, the idea of a vanity plate, a term which has negative theological connotations, would possibly instead be called a boasting placard. NorsePlay suggests we reframe it this way, and turn that into a positive for everyone who wants to express themselves via their ride's ID.

As far as NorseSpotting boasting placards on these Tucson streets, I've only seen an ASGARD1 on a VW Tiguan, but I would bet there's a whole bevy of car plate kennings just waiting to be claimed. This one I found online would be a gimmie:


And I imagine there has to be a sweet '70s custom bubble window van with VANATRU plates and an airbrushed Freyja on the side. I would rather like to see a library bookmobile with BRAGIBK on it.

But let's get back to expanding on the idea of Eir as a Goddess of emergency healthcare in the title. Paramedics with electric lightning paddles and long needled heart-piercing syringes of adrenaline that're going to swoop in and speedily procession you to the hospital as a healing temple on a mobile street level seems to make alot of sense with copays as your sacrifice.

The Nafnaþulur §75 also lists Eir as one of the Valkyries, so even more the manifestation of a screaming vehicle bearing a body away from potentially fatal misfortunes is really fitting. Hail Eir & her ambulance crews!

[thanks to Wanderer Kindred Gyðja Dani Thomas-Enlund for displaying her cool Goddess-centric plate that got me thinking about all this in the first place! NorsePlayers, do let us know in the comments below if you've spotted any other Norse Lore-related boasting plates!]

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Guillermo Maytorena IV knew there was something special in the Norse Lore when he picked up a copy of the d'Aulaires' Norse Gods and Giants at age seven. Since then he's been fascinated by the truthful potency of Norse Mythology, passionately read & studied, embraced Ásatrú, launched the Map of Midgard project, and spearheaded the neologism/brand NorsePlay. If you have employment/opportunities in investigative mythology,  field research, or product development to offer, do contact him.

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