open a can of berserker.


Hallucinogenic mushrooms? Trance state? Self-hypnotizing invulnerability inducing meditation? Pre-battle ritual rage dance? Possession by an ursine totemic spirit? Not in this 21st Century: It's amino acids in a can, available in cherry cola or red apple flavours! Wouldn't you like to be a Berserker too? Any of you had this?

[Addenda: Since posting this in 2018, this product has disappeared off the market, so replaced the photo with the equally rage-riffic Berserkr Frenzy pre-workout Raspberry Lemonade drink mix powder stimulant!]

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Guillermo Maytorena IV knew there was something special in the Norse Lore when he picked up a copy of the d'Aulaires' Norse Gods and Giants at age seven. Since then he's been fascinated by the truthful potency of Norse Mythology, passionately read & studied, embraced Ásatrú, launched the Map of Midgard project, and spearheaded the neologism/brand NorsePlay. If you have employment/opportunities in investigative mythology,  field research, or product development to offer, do contact him.

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